On the rare occasions that I am the master of my own radio-listening destiny, I listen mostly to jazz and classic rock. I end up hearing a lot of saccharine fluff-pop (woof woof woof woof-woof) as a result of being stuck on school busses and in cars with underclassmen all the time. I'm a senior in high school, but I still don't have my license, and the the BritneyAguileraStreetBoys seem to be an inescapable component of the ride-moocher's life.

Sigh.